The sharpening of my head produces a coronal discharge. This causes sparks to be emitted when the air is dry. Because of this an eerie glow is concentrated at the apex. This makes people think I am bright regardless of that IQ nonsense.
]]>At my age, I no longer care about Jungian tests of my original head. The sharpening, permanently doubled my intellectual capacity.
Isn't 2*0=0?
]]>One of them told me I have an IQ of 652
That is a nice IQ to have. That is pretty close to Yoda's.
]]>Is that you? What a fine looking young man you are.
]]>But I think I look like this:
I am sure that you are above 150
]]>When I tested it caused a stir. The colonel who was conducting the tests said either I was darn near a genius or I was slightly smarter than an apple. They could not figure which was true so they tested me again. This chart explains the results:
Presented in the order of decreasing IQ. Highest IQ on top.
Bonzo the chimp
Bertha the chimp
Busby the chimp
Beyonce - Rihanna - Spears a tie!
Paris Hilton
lemur
bobbym
apple
combined IQ's of the US senate
amoeba
a pear
a peach pit
My parents and teachers were outraged, they shook their fists at him and threatened to disembowel him. But he brought soldiers with him that escorted him out safely. Everyone tried to comfort me, do not listen to him they said, we all know you are a genius and will accomplish great things. Yea, in their dreams.
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