2018-03-08T03:30:11ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24283Q: What happened to the guy who didn’t believe in electricity until one day he touched the “plus” terminal of a high-voltage D.C. power source? A: He was positively shocked.]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=2178212018-03-08T03:30:11Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=402468#p402468Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class? A: Quark, quark, quark! * * * Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect? A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red. * * * Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy? A: They get Bohr'ed. * * * Q: When was Heisenberg born? A: Oh, that's very uncertain. * * * Q: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position. * * * Q: Where does bad light end up? A: In a prism. * * * Q: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other? A: "Gotta split!" * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-03-08T00:56:22Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=402466#p402466