ganesh wrote:Q. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A. Swims.
* * *Why did I never realize this...
Sometimes, we miss trivial things, don't we?
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Q: What does a Baboon attorney study?
A: The Law of the jungle!
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Q: What does a Baboon learn first in school?
A: The Apey-cees!
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Q: What happens if you cross a parrot with a Baboon?
A: Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
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Q: Which technique does a Baboon borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
A: The bear hug!
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Q: Why did the actor fire his Baboon agent?
A: The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
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Q: Why did the Baboon fail English?
A: He had little Ape-titude!
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Q: What's a Baboon's favourite drink?
A: A sas-gorilla.
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Q: How do Baboons get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
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Q: What's a Baboons favourite music band?
A: The Gorillaz!
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Q: What do you call a single buffalo?
A: A buffalonely.
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Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful buffalo?
A: Milk of Amnesia.
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Q: How do you write a book about Bats?
A: With a ghostwriter.
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Q: Did you hear about the two bats meeting?
A: It was love at first bite!
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Q: How do bats tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope.
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Q: When does a bat go "mooooo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
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Q. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A. Swims.
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Why did I never realize this...
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