2018-03-15T03:00:53ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24303I expected some connections between these and the ant jokes because of eleph-ant.]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=2120312018-03-15T03:00:53Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=402637#p402637Q: What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet? A: An elephant with an umbrella! * * * Q: What's big and grey and wears a mask? A: The elephantom of the opera! * * * Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant? A: Mashed potatoes! * * * Q: What do elephants and trees have in common? A: They both have big trunks! * * * Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up! * * * Q: Where does an elephant pack his luggage? A: In his trunk! * * * Q: What do you call an elephant that flies? A: A jumbo jet! * * * Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card! * * * Q: Why do the elephants have short tails? A: Because they can't remember long stories! * * * Q: What is an elephant that flies? A: A propellaphant. * * * Q: How are elephants and computers similar? A: They both have big memories. * * * Q: What do elephants say as a compliment? A: You look elephantastic! * * * Q: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? A: Lost! * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-03-14T09:32:15Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=402618#p402618