2018-03-18T09:12:30ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24314Q: How do you get a mouse to smile? A: Say “cheese.” * * * Q: How do you revive a drowning rodent? A: Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation. * * * Q: What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail? A: That's the end of me! * * * Q: What do mice do when they're at home ? A: Mousework. * * * Q: What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra? A: Micetro. * * * Q: What does a mice artist call his greatest work? A: A mouseterpiece. * * * Q: What is a mouse's favorite game? A: Hide and squeak. * * * Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A: A mouse-tache! * * * Q: When do you need to oil a mouse? A: When it squeaks. * * * Q: When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you? A: When you are a mouse. * * * Q: Who is the largest mouse in the world? A: E. Norm Mouse. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-03-18T09:12:30Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=402703#p402703