2018-05-25T03:16:55ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24402Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs! * * * Q: What is a caterpillar scared of? A: A dogerpillar! * * * Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport? A: Skin diving! * * * Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks? A: Ticks! * * * Q: What kind of petroleum do snails use? A: Shell! * * * Q: What's a caterpillar's favorite weapon? A: A caterpolt! * * * Q: How do caterpillars order the latest fashions? A: Caterloges. * * * Q: Why don't vampires like mosquitoes? A: Too much competition! * * * Q: Where's the best place to buy bugs? A: A flea market! * * * Q: What so you call a snail on a ship? A: A Snailer. * * * Q: What is a bugs favorite sport? A: Cricket. * * * Q: Why don't people like bed bugs? A: Because they get under their skin. * * * Q: What did the psychiatrist say to the flower? A: "So what's bugging you?" * * * Q: Why was the grocery store out of butter? A: Because Butter flies. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-05-25T03:16:55Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=403831#p403831Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz! * * * Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? A: They got married in the spring. * * * Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: Ready, Set, Glow! * * * Q: Where do most ants live? A: In Antlantic City! * * * Q: When do spiders go on their honeymoon? A: After their 'webbing' day! * * * Q: What do you call a bug that can't have too much sugar? A: A diabeetle. * * * Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? A: Because it was a moth ball! * * * Q: What did one flea say to another? A: "Should we walk or take the dog?" * * * Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other? A: You glow girl! * * * Q: What do moths study in school? A: Mothematics! * * * Q: What do you do with a sick wasp? A: Take it to a waspital! * * * Q: What do ants use to smell good? A: Deodor-ant! * * * Q: What do you call a bug that jumps over cups? A: A glasshopper! * * * Q: What do you call a wasp? A: A wanna-bee! * * * Q: What do fireflies eat? A: Light snacks! * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-05-25T03:15:31Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=403830#p403830