2018-06-03T11:59:52ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24412Q: What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas? A: A yak of all trades. * * * Q: Did you hear about the yak who got into a car accident? A: He wrecked his cadill-yak. * * * Q: How did the yak almost die? A: Cardi-yak arrest. * * * Q: What do you call a yak that is full of himself? A: Egomani-yak. * * * Q: What do you call a yak fortune teller? A: Zodi-yak. * * * Q: Did you hear about the animal who knew the weather a year in advance? A: They called him Alman-yak. * * * Q: How do you know there is a Yak in the fridge? A: You cannot shut the door. * * * Q: How does a yak win the lottery? A: By hitting the yak-pot. * * * Q: What do you call an animal that's a know it all? A: Braini-yak. * * * Q: What do you call an animal that cuts down trees? A: A lumber-yak. * * * Q: Did you hear about the zoo animal that was totally out of control? A: He was a mani-yak. * * * Q: What's more amazing than a talking Yak? A: A spelling bee! * * * Q: What nursery rhyme do they sing in the Himalayas? A: Yak and Jill. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-06-03T11:59:52Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=404015#p404015