2018-07-04T13:39:21ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24453Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house? A: Any kind! A house cannot jump! * * * Q: What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? A: Dino-mite. * * * Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? A: Because no one ever tells them anything! * * * Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs! * * * Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur? A: As fur as you can get! * * * Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? A: Because they don't know how to cook! * * * Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs? A: The letter "s"! * * * Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail? A: At the dead-letter office! * * * Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? A: Her shadow! * * * Q: What dinosaur is always sad? A: Cryalotosaurus. * * * Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A: A dino-mite. * * * Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A: A Snore-a-sorus. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-07-04T13:39:21Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=404604#p404604Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus. * * * Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex? * * * Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes? A: Dino-sewer. * * * Q: Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? A: Anywhere he wants to. * * * Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A: A Bronto-snorus. * * * Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? A: Because they can't afford new ones! * * * Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet. * * * Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A: A Brocileasoarus. * * * Q: Which dinosaur slept all day? A: The dino-snore! * * * Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? A: Tomato-saurus! * * * Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks! * * * Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A: A dino-saw! * * * Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day! * * * Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer. * * * Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? A: Eye-saur. * * * Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? A: Because they don't know how to cook! * * * Q: Which dinosaur is pure evil? A: Daemonosaurus. * * * Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes? A: A dino-sewer. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-07-04T12:04:55Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=404600#p404600