2018-07-27T07:48:09ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24525Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? A: "I saw you yeasterday". * * * Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather? A: Things get Toasty! * * * Q: Why are bread jokes always funny? A: Because they never get mold! * * * Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? A: We're toast! * * * Q: What does bread do after it's done baking? A: Loaf around. * * * Q: Why was the baker in a panic? A: He was in a loaf or death situation. * * * Q: Why is dough another word for money? A: Because everyone kneads it. * * * Q: Why did the baker go to jail? A: He was caught beating an egg. * * * Q: Why did bread break up with margarine? A: For a butter lover. * * * Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour? A: I bread your pardon! * * * Q: Why did the dog jump on the counter and take a bite out of the bread? A: Puppy loaf. * * * Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour? A: Come on we Knead to be serious! * * * Q: How does a loaf of bread validate it's anger against grapes? A: Raisining! * * * Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour? A: I loaf you dough much! * * * Q: Why doesn't anyone want to work in a bakery? A: It's a crumby place to work. * * * Q: What Kind of Biscuits Can Fly? A: Plain Ones. * * * Q: When does sourdough bread rise? A: When you yeast expect it. * * * Q: What did the butter say to the bread? A: I'm on a roll! * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-07-27T07:48:09Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=404963#p404963