2018-08-22T12:30:31ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24587Q: Where do fruits go on vacation? A: Pear-is. * * * Q: What do you get when you add fruit to your salad? A: The Perfect Pear. * * * Q: What did the pear say to the pear pie? A: "You've got some crust." * * * Q: Do fruits go to heaven? A: Only if the can get past the pear-ly gates. * * * Q: What did the pear say to the almond? A: You're Nuts! * * * Q: How do you perform fruity magic? A: First you make a fruit disap-pear then you make it reap-pear. * * * Q: What lives in pears and is an avid reader? A: A bookworm! * * * Q: What did the fruit say to his girlfriend? A: We make a nice pear. * * * Q: Why did the guy order a fruity drink? A: Pear Pressure. * * * Q: What do you call a run in with a fruity ghost? A: A Pear-anormal experience. * * * Q: What kind of fruit helps a lawyer? A: A Pearalegal. * * * Q: Why did the pear stop in the middle of the road? A: Because he ran out of juice. * * * Q: What do you call an island with dozens of fruit trees? A: Pearadise. * * * Q: How many grams of protein are in an pear pie? A: 3.14159265 * * * Q: What can a whole pear do that half an pear can't do? A: It can look round. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-08-22T12:30:31Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=405340#p405340