2018-11-14T12:27:43ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24669Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids! * * * Q: What's an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! * * * Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. * * * Q: Why do seals swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze! * * * Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map! * * * Q: What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? A: H to O! (H20) * * * Q: What do you call a cold ghost? A: Casp-burr! * * * Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? A: Leeks! * * * Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for? A: Snowbows. * * * Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: "Dam!" * * * Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic? A: Cold cream. * * * Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella? A: Because of the rain, dear. * * * Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide detergent? A: Because it's to cold out tide. * * * Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? A: I have no eye deer. * * * Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: "Where were you on the night of September to March?" * * * Q: What did the walrus say when it was late? A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship." * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-11-14T12:27:43Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=406217#p406217