2018-11-24T12:12:31ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24683Q: Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick? A: The farmacist (pharmacist). * * * Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow? A: He tractor down. * * * Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock. * * * Q: What grows when fed but dies when watered? A: Fire. * * * Q: What do you give a sick horse? A: Cough stirrup! * * * Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! * * * Q: What do you call an arctic cow? A: An eskimoo! * * * Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar! * * * Q: What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden? A: Squash! * * * Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-11-24T12:12:31Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=406285#p406285