2018-12-17T12:23:07ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24707Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella? A: Because of the rain, dear. * * * Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? A: I have no eye deer. * * * Q: What did one Arctic murre say to the other? A: "What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!" * * * Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: "Where were you on the night of September to March?" * * * Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? A: The crack of dawn! * * * Q: If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming? A: No privacy! * * * Q: What did the walrus say when it was late? A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship." * * * Q: When are your eyes not eyes? A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water! * * * Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck? A: "Want to go for a spin?" * * * Q: What did the snowman eat? A: Icebergs with chilli sauce. * * * Q: What did the tree say after a long winter? A: What a re-leaf. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-12-17T12:23:07Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=406481#p406481