2018-12-23T12:28:03ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24715Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes. * * * Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: North Polish. * * * Q: What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat? A: A Merry Can (American). * * * Q: Why was Santa cast in a musical? A: Because he had stage presents (presence). * * * Q: Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? A: Because every buck is dear to him! * * * Q: What's the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? A: One slays the dragon and the other drags the slay. * * * Q: Where do snowmen go to dance? A: The snowball. * * * Q: What is Frosty the Snowman's favorite song? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow... * * * Q: What do you call an incomplete Christmas sentence? A: A Santa Clause. * * * Q: What do you call a wet animal? A: "A reindeer" * * * Q: What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.. * * * Q: What cars do elfs drive? A: A toy yota. * * * Q: What do you call a can that has the Christmas spirit? A: A Merry can. * * * Q: What do you call a snowman that can walk? A: Snow-mobile. * * * Q: What show does a squirrel see on Christmas Day? A: The Nutcracker. . * * * .]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822018-12-23T12:28:03Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=406552#p406552