2019-02-04T06:33:47ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24788Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years. * * * Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? A: The caterer. * * * Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: Once launched, they can't be recalled. * * * Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Just two, all the rest are true. * * * Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? A: Never enough. * * * Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours. * * * Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus? A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour. * * * Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark. * * * Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-02-04T06:33:47Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=406953#p406953