2019-02-25T12:07:10ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24822Q: What is always coming, but never arrives? A: Tomorrow! * * * Q: What can be broken, but is never held? A: A promise. * * * Q: What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink? A: Fire. * * * Q: What can one catch that is not thrown? A: A cold. * * * Q: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have? A: A secret. * * * Q: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have? A: Survivors are not buried. * * * Q: If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have? A: The 4 you took away. * * * Q: If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first? A: The match. * * * Q: If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”? A: A-l-b-u-m-e-n or E-g-g w-h-i-t-e. * * * Q: If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs? A: There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor. * * * Q: How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet? A: He was bald. * * * Q: How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived? A: The two survivors were married. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-02-25T12:07:10Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=407153#p407153