2019-02-26T12:48:35ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24825Q: What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks? A: Day breaks and night falls. * * * Q: “The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying? A: Neither one, because the accountant was his sister. * * * Q: Uncle Bill’s farm had a terrible storm and all but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive? A: Seven. * * * Q: What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush. * * * Q: What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?. A: Stairs. * * * Q: What happened when the wheel was invented? A: It caused a revolution. * * * Q: What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body? A: A coin. * * * Q: Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby? A: The baby, since he is a little Bigger. * * * Q: Of you sit a cup on the table facing south while you are on the north side of the table, on which side is the cup’s handle? A: No matter which way the cup is turned, the handle is always on the outside. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-02-26T12:48:35Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=407172#p407172