2019-03-22T12:21:20ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24861Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? A: Bicycle petals! * * * Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? A: Because it's too tired! * * * Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! * * * Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race? A: She has a pumpkin for a coach! * * * Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? A: The pavement. * * * Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts? A: Cycleangelo. * * * Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles? A: They tend to lose their balance. * * * Q: What does a bicycle call its dad? A: Pop-cycle. * * * Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him? A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-03-22T12:21:20Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=407428#p407428