2019-04-23T13:40:23ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24917Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? A: Guardians of the Galaxy. * * * Q: What do you call an orange that takes over the world? A: Orange Julius Caesar. * * * Q: Why don't kittens like going to the mall? A: They prefer a cat-alogue. * * * Q: What kind of bird likes to go shopping? A: A Pottery Barn Owl. * * * Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? A: Go on a shopping brie. * * * Q: What happens when a judge gets something to eat at the mall? A: He places an "Order in the food court" * * * Q: Where do horses shop? A: Old Neigh-vy! * * * Q: Have you read the book about the mall? A: Its called "20,000 Leagues Under the Sears". * * * Q: What was the horse looking for at the mall? A: A Macintosh. * * * Q: Why don't guys like to go the mall? A: Because its "No Country for Old Navy Men". * * * Q: Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? A: The re-tail store. * * * Q: Where do you find magical gifts at the mall? A: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Brookstone. * * * Q: How can you afford a middle class lifestyle on $10/hour (average pay at Walmart)? A: By shopping at Walmart! * * * Q: What does a ghost do when he's hungry? A: Go ghost-ry shopping. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-04-23T13:40:23Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=408074#p408074