2019-05-03T13:21:30ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=24939Q: Did you hear about how the photographer died? A: It makes me shutter. * * * Q: Where does a cow hang his photos? A: In a mooooseum. * * * Q: What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend? A: Homeless. * * * Q: Why shouldn't you steal from someone holding a camera? A: Because they have a photographic memory. * * * Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take? A: Shellfies. * * * Q: What happened to the fastest camera in the world? A: It Burst into flames. * * * Q: Did you hear about the guy who stole all those photos? A: I think he was framed. * * * Q: Why did the photographer get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery? A: He wasn't in the right frame of mind. * * * Q: What do you call a photo taken by a cat? A: A paw-trait. * * * Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet? A: Some Day My Prints Will come! * * * Q: What does a pirate steal in his spare time? A: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. * * * Q: Why was the photo arrested? A: Because it was framed. * * * Q: What do you call someone hanging on a wall? A: Art. * * * Q: Why can't you find good photography jokes? A: They haven't been developed yet. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-05-03T13:21:30Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=408314#p408314