2019-06-30T12:39:49ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=25060Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment? A: The Birds Eye counter! * * * Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker? A: A bird that talks in morse code! * * * Q: What did Leonardo Dicaprio say to the bird? A: Catch Me If Toucan. * * * Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be a bagel. * * * Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A: A headbanger! * * * Q: What do owls sing when it is raining? A: 'Too wet to woo'! * * * Q: What soap do birds use? A: Dove. * * * Q: Why do I make up really bad bird jokes? A: Just be-caws. * * * Q: What do baby swans dance to? A: Cygnet-ure-tunes! * * * Q: At Christmas, who brings presents and toys to all good little bird girls and boys? A: Santa Caws! * * * Q: Why do birds fly south? A: Because it is to far to walk. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-06-30T12:39:49Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=409849#p409849