2019-08-06T13:26:27ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=25131Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise? A: You shell out a lot of money. * * * Q: Why couldn't the ninja turtle cross the road? A: Because it didn't have enough turtle power. * * * Q: What does a turtle need to ride a bike? A: A shellmet. * * * Q: Why didnt the tortoise cross the road? A: It got turtled. * * * Q: What do you call a sea turtle that flies? A: A shell-icopter! * * * Q: What did the pig say to the turtle? A: I'm boared. * * * Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A: A slow-pork. * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-08-06T13:26:27Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=410378#p410378