2019-09-10T13:42:15ZFluxBBhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=25202Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake? A: He just flipped. * * * Q: What do you call a musician with problems? A: A trebled man. * * * Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective? A: He got to the root of every case. * * * Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves! * * * Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? A: The road! * * * Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? A: He was lucky it was a soft drink. * * * Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck! * * *]]>http://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822019-09-10T13:42:15Zhttp://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=410747#p410747