The Lawyer sought to represent the birds parents in a wrongful death suit.
And the Businessman started "Bird Culling Inc"
]]>There was a serious case of a bird flu and three scientists were called to investigate.
The biologist dissected the chicken and checked for any virus in the chicken.
The chemist went to the neighbouring river and checked for any poisonous chemicals in the river.
The physicist just looked at the chicken and said, "Assuming that the chicken is a perfect sphere..."
]]>Because he wasn't peeling very well!
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I'll tell you when I find another one just as lame as that one!
]]>I have just done a little research, and Einstein is sometimes credited with saying it, but Newton said it first - so "Isaac Newton" would be the correct attribution.
Thanks NIH.
]]>If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.-Albert Einstein
Wasn't this Newton? In a letter to Robert Hooke, I believe. Hooke was reportedly a short man, so the remark may have been partly a joke at Hooke's expense!
There's also the crank scientist's version of this quotation: "If others have seen further than me, it is because giants have stood on my shoulders."
]]>A: He works it out with a pencil...!
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