How old are you bobbym?

bobbym · 2010-04-07 13:53:23

And besides you're the man here bobbym

If you mean the best of the best of the best, then I wholeheartedly agree. Of course, getting anyone else to agree to that nonsense is another matter.

I have already told the astute listener my age, my ethnicity, where I live, whom I like, whom I don't like, my hair color, my weight and my sock status.

Tigeree · 2010-04-07 17:47:57

No, bobby. I think it means you are the only male poster on this thread. Besides, you are the only one who has not told their age. You told your hair colour?... Oh wait I think I remember that. You told your weight? That is something I don't remember. It will probably be in pounds anyway, but luckily I have a converter. I've told that too, well, my weight I don't know nor my hair colour. And I've lost most of my socks.
On the contrary, bobbym, what you say is true. I will push you no further, if I had been at all.

Sarah rebekah 13 · 2010-04-08 05:45:28

very Funny

misheeru · 2010-04-08 05:53:51

Well it seems I have missed alot, either I was not logged on, had not been on this site yet, or just need to go back and reread some posts. Either way I have no clue. What else is new? And Tigeree, if your not going to try anymore, then what is the point of this thread even existing??

And in the whole sock part of the conversation, most of my socks (the ones I can find anyway) never get reunited after the wash, therefore I usually always have mismatched socks. The only pairs I can seem to keep together are my thi-hi socks. Small wonder, too. I mean, they're huge!!

In fact, at this moment I am wearing ankle socks, one that is black with grey peace-signs on it and the other is white with purple around the toe and heel. It seems I grew out of mismatching socks sometime after kinder, then fell back into it, out of sheer laziness and just plain ole' not caring, within the past two years or so.

bobbym · 2010-04-08 12:33:45

Tiggy wrote:

You told your weight?

Sure did. I love being able to write and having no one read it. What a rush! I can speak the truth and no one hears it. Whoopee! The days of convoluted stories are over! Total honesty is exhilarating.

Tigeree · 2010-04-08 15:24:19

I know, I've been doing it for a while now, but no one cares! Besides, I'm a terrible liar anyway, but because this is written you can never tell!

Anyway, Mish: This thread is here because Sarah brought it up. You guys can still try bug bobby to give up his age, I just don't really care. Sit back and watch the show is what I do, it's how I get through life.

Socks: I had a pair of giant socks and I lost them, I have odd socks on right now. One is black and yellow and the other is black and blue. One of my friends has socks that tell people what day it is.
And one of my other friends has a pair that tell her left and right.
See! I do have friends!

bobbym · 2010-04-08 15:32:09

And one of my other friends has a pair that tell her left and right.

I have a pair that tells me whether they are clean or not.

Tigeree · 2010-04-08 15:43:02

LOL! All my clothes do that too often, but I where them anyway.

Sarah Rebekah 13 · 2010-04-09 01:39:04

funny

misheeru · 2010-04-09 05:55:32

Lmao bobbym.

And Tigeree, Im too much of a spaz to "sit back and watch the show". It's that child-like mindset of mine that seems to get me into trouble all the time.

And also, bobbym's age is irrelevent to me. I just want to know why he won't just tell us. Kinda like, when yew tell a kid "don't touch that" they immediately get the urge to touch it, an urge they never really had till yew said something? Yeah its like that.

Knowing bobbym's age won't change anything. Its not like i'm going to treat him any differently.

And as for the clothes, mine do that too. Lol. I had coffee spilled on my purple skinnies the other day...RIGHT AFTER THEY GOT OUT OF THE WASH AND I PUT THEM ON!

I was like AW Common! Lol

Sarah Rebekah 13 · 2010-04-10 02:56:38

yes

bobbym · 2010-04-10 11:11:34

Kinda like, when yew tell a kid "don't touch that" they immediately get the urge to touch it, an urge they never really had till yew said something? Yeah its like that.

When I told you my real age you didn't believe it. Can I help that? Your above quote places me as very young. Younger than you. Younger than Sarah.

Knowing bobbym's age won't change anything. Its not like i'm going to treat him any differently.

Wow, what baloney! That is so much baloney I am getting hungry.

Tigeree · 2010-04-10 19:35:40

Yeah, it would change things. I might make more jokes than I've ever made before.

bobbym · 2010-04-11 12:47:51

Yeah, it would change things. I might make more jokes than I've ever made before.

Yes, I know that. Many people have tried to go toe to toe with me. They are all dead.

Tigeree · 2010-04-11 19:02:33

But, bobbym, you're forgetting one thing. I just watched a super hero movie. I think I can handle what I'm up against. Do your worst. (Also the reason I'm not going to New York anytime soon)
But what's 'toe to toe' mean?

bobbym · 2010-04-11 19:05:55

But what's 'toe to toe' mean?

It's is an old phrase, 2 fighters stand in the ring nose to nose. They don't back up , they don't duck. They just exchange punches until one is knocked out. Brutal and savage it is.

Lived half my life in N.Y. Can't say anything good about it.

Tigeree · 2010-04-11 19:09:16

Oh, okay. Well, we can't really go toe to toe anyway, if I'm all the way over here and your all the way over there.

NY is a scary place, but I've heard good things, mainly that Queens seems to be the best of it.

bobbym · 2010-04-11 19:11:23

Yes, it is a good place to be from. Lived in Queens and Brooklyn.

Tigeree · 2010-04-11 19:13:33

And how was Brooklyn? And why did you move to Vegas?

Sarah rebekah 13 · 2010-04-12 04:44:22

I live in alabama

misheeru · 2010-04-12 05:40:49

Knowing bobbym's age won't change anything. Its not like i'm going to treat him any differently.

Wow, what baloney! That is so much baloney I am getting hungry.

Jeezus, that doesn't seem very nice. Honestly I wouldnt care! Well, if there was the off chance that yew wer younger then me, then I would care, I'd start a new quest: gettting my hands on a picture, so I could see if yew were cute.

Its not like I'd be mean or anything tho

I'd probabaly just feel dummer, since yew would be younger and 10000 times better at math then me.

bobbym · 2010-04-12 15:48:50

I'd start a new quest: gettting my hands on a picture, so I could see if yew were cute.

As I have said before, I am not cute I am vicious. But if I may brag, when in my 20's I was better looking than Mulder or that guitarist.

How did you arrive at that 10000 times figure?

Sarah Rebekah 13 · 2010-04-13 04:58:07

Well

misheeru · 2010-04-13 05:24:27

Its was guess, Bobbym. But an eduecated one, seeing as yew can complete math problems ina matter of minute that would take me days. xD

And vicious can be cute. Look at snakes. They r adorable! Yet some species can kill yew in a matter of hours! Ever see that pic of the snake they found after it ate the alligator?

bobbym · 2010-04-13 14:35:11

Hi misheeru;

That is a misconception. You see I have already taken days earlier and am just remembering what I did.

Snakes are not cute, how do you think that alligator feels about them. Also, vicious is not cute, it is vicious. If vicious were cute than I would be cute, but I am not cute, I am vicious remember.

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