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bobbym wrote:

I might say yes but then they would hate me.

bobbym used to say love and hate are powerful processes in dynamic equilibrium

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I never said that.

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bobbym did

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I do not use phrases like dynamic equilibrium.

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It is a fun phrase

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Fun? How so?

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It feels fun to say dynamic equilibrium.

Do you know why Penny buys Peppermint Schnopps?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Because she is an alcoholic.

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Leonard: What are we drinking now?

Penny: Peppermint schnapps.

Leonard: Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?

Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it’s fun to say schnapps. Hey, Leonard?

Leonard: What?

Penny: Schnapps.

Leonard: Schnapps. You’re right, that is fun.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I still suspect that she has a massive drinking problem.

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Hey, bobbym?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I know this because she lives next door to me. Sheldon was gunned down by the police when he tried to rob a convenience store.

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Sheldon is a theoretical physicist. He is not a robber.

Penny has a drinking problem. You're correct.

Penny grew up in Nebraska and is more likely to commit robbery

*Last edited by Agnishom (2015-12-31 04:20:17)*

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Sheldon Leonard - a tough guy gangster.

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Let me try again: Hey, bobbym?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Bazinga!

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How did you learn that?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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There is an extremely annoying and silly show on the tube.

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I find it to be delightful.

The conversation should go like this as in #34

Agnishom: Hey, bobbym?

bobbym: What?

Agnishom: Dynamic Equilibrium

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I like the old Sheldon Leonard, the gangster, better.

Okay:

What?

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Dynamic Equilibrium

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hohohohoohoohohoho! That is a good one.

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**David****Member**- From: Bumpkinland
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The acceptable year of the Lord.

I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!...

"Non tutte le ciambelle riescono col buco.”

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The lord has no favorite year.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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But we do and un-favorite years too.

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