2021-02-02T11:21:47ZFluxBBhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=26012Q: Why do runners go jogging early in the morning? A: They want to finish before their brain figures out what they're doing. * * * Q: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet? A: He only had two feet! * * * Q: What is absolute jealousy? A: The feeling you get when you're driving in your car and pass runners. * * * Q: Why can't you take a nap during a race? A: Because if you snooze, you lose! * * * Q: What race is never run? A: A swimming race. * * * Q: What does a runner drink when she is in last place? A: Ketchup. * * *]]>https://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822021-02-02T11:21:47Zhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=416731#p416731