2021-07-28T11:59:34ZFluxBBhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=26481Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand A: Quattro sinko. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick. Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer? A: Ghoul keeper. Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color? A: Yeller! Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food? A: Cheerios! Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer? A: Because she's always running away from the ball. Q: When is a baby good at basketball? A: When it's dribbling! Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail? A: Because he shot the ball. Q: Why do basketball players love donuts? A: Because they dunk them! Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A: A ball hog! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one! Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? A: They both need a good batter! Q: What's a golfer's favorite letter? A: Tee! Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A: A bat! Q: At what sport to waiters do really well? A: Tennis, because they can serve so well. Q: How do baseball players stay cool? A: They sit next to the fans. Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank? A: He wanted his quarter back! Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run? A: Your breath! Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport? A: The players raise a racquet. Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? A: He was perfecting his swing. Q: Why did the ballerina quit? A: Because it was tu-tu hard! Q: How do football players stay cool during the game? A: They stand close to the fans? Q: What is an insect's favorite sport? A: Cricket! Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common? A: Both do hat tricks! Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? A: Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach! Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving? A: The ground!]]>https://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=2371212021-07-28T11:59:34Zhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=420415#p420415