2021-11-20T12:06:04ZFluxBBhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=26796Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body? A: A clock. * * * Q: What do cars eat on their toast? A: Petroleum jelly. * * * I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex. * * * Lady: "Is this my train?" Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company." Lady: "Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York." Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy." * * * Q: What is a question with a different answer every time you're asked? A: "What time is it?" * * *]]>https://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822021-11-20T12:06:04Zhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=421927#p421927