2021-11-24T08:45:12ZFluxBBhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=26800Short funny jokes - 1 ---- Paul: “I’ve got problems with mathematics.” Michael: “Me too.” Eric: “Yeah, that makes four of us.” * * * Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? Because there weren't even any roads during the Jurassic Period! * * * Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“ Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!” * * * A doctor asks his patient angrily, “Why did you send my bill back, unopened, Mr. Gunrick?” Mr Gunrick explains, “But doctor, it was you who told me I must avoid any upsets and stress!” * * * A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink. * * * What goes through every village, over mountains, crosses rivers and deserts and yet never moves? A road. * * * How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas. * * *]]>https://www.mathisfunforum.com/profile.php?id=6822021-11-24T08:45:12Zhttps://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=421974#p421974