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#43826 Jokes » Ideas About Science » 2005-07-09 21:51:19

Jai Ganesh
Replies: 0

The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain's contention that the 'most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

Q: What is one horsepower?

A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

Talc is found on rocks and on babies.

The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.

Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.

South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days.

Lime is a green-tasting rock.

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.

Clouds are high flying fogs.

I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.

Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.

Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.

Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.

We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe.

Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.

Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.

A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

#43827 Re: This is Cool » Can this be possible? » 2005-07-09 21:42:34

This one I found in a jokes website:-

Theorem: 3=4
Proof:

Suppose:
a + b = c

This can also be written as:
4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c

After reorganizing:
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c

Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)

Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3

PS:- In the penultimate step, we multiply 4 and 3 with (a+b-c), which is actually zero! This leads to the absurd conclusion!!

#43828 Re: This is Cool » Mathematic complexity » 2005-07-09 21:30:41

My funny parrot, who owns a mirror, likes talking.....

#43829 Re: Help Me ! » I need your help » 2005-07-09 21:24:18

It works very well! Thanks a million!

I wonder how mathsy reached this number so quickly!893380022607743740081787109376.
I knew 43740081787109376,
Just tell me whether you exhausted all the other numbers,
that is, we know 1787109376^2 ends in 1787109376.
But, 2787109376^2 should not end in 2787109376.
mathsy, would you clarify this point?

#43830 Re: Puzzles and Games » Creeper » 2005-07-08 23:53:14

sreenithayyil wrote:

Ganesh U r fantastic. u r jokes and problems are good. keep going. thanks
srinithayyil

Thanks a lot for the compliment, Sreenithayyil !

#43831 Re: This is Cool » Solve this! » 2005-07-08 23:43:29

Perfectly okay, Administrator!

#43832 Re: This is Cool » Can this be possible? » 2005-07-08 23:41:43

You are right! -n is not equal to n, if n ≠ 0

#43833 Re: This is Cool » Mathematic complexity » 2005-07-08 23:40:00

The green, splendid paper plane flew slowly underneath the roof that was actually supported by columns made...

#43834 Jokes » Anagrams » 2005-07-08 19:02:09

Jai Ganesh
Replies: 33

Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some pretty good ones, obviously there are people out there with way too much time on their hands.
Lets have a look at them...

"Dormitory" - Dirty Room
"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots
"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em
"Animosity" - Is No Amity
"Semolina" - Is No Meal
"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place
"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake
"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one
"Contradiction" - Accord not in it

#43835 Re: This is Cool » Can this be possible? » 2005-07-08 18:50:28

Milos wrote:

Yes that is corret. The same mistake as it was before. My calculation in second pard wasn't good. (x+1)(x-1)=x-1  , x=1 so THIS IS ALSO CORRECT, but I realised that this morning - my appologies.

Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b

This fallacy arises as a result of taking the square-root of both sides of an equation.

#43836 Re: This is Cool » Mathematic complexity » 2005-07-08 18:15:28

The green, splendid paper plane flew slowly underneath the roof...

#43837 Re: This is Cool » Solve this! » 2005-07-08 18:09:47

Spiderman's contribution is 8 pounds.
Therefore, it is inferred each person contributes 8 pounds.
[keep em guessing, ganesh!]

#43838 Re: Guestbook » maths is great » 2005-07-07 22:34:49

Welcome to the forum, Sophie!

#43839 Re: Help Me ! » What is da Pythagoros theorem » 2005-07-07 22:29:46

My favorite book is
'The Man Who Loved Only numbers'
by Paul Hoffman

#43841 Re: Help Me ! » Man, This is hard! Help me wif Algebra! » 2005-07-07 17:34:32

Algebra is a very useful tool in mathematics.
There are some basic rules you got to remember,
and if you do, you are good at it!
Like if you got to solve this problem,
knowledge of elementary algebra really helps!

Problem :- Ten years ago, my dad was four times my age.
Ten years later, he'd be double my age.
By how many years is he elder to me?

#43842 Re: Help Me ! » Tests » 2005-07-07 17:30:04

Just remember Polly,
knowing mathematics and sciences
is much more important
than scoring marks and grades!

#43843 Re: Help Me ! » Algebra » 2005-07-07 17:27:03

Its always difficult to find the factors, given the simplest form.
a^3 - b^3 is (a-b)(a^2 + ab + b^2).
If one of the factors is known, it becomes a bit easier.
For lower degrees, by remembering some formulae, it can be done easily.
Like a^2 - b^2 = (a+b) x (a-b),
(a^3 + b^3) = (a+b) x (a^2 - ab + b^2) etc.
When you are aksed to prove that the LHS is equal to the RHS,
it is always better to start with lower degrees.

#43844 Re: This is Cool » A weird idea » 2005-07-07 17:16:14

And I am 1152921504606846976
That is 1024 x 1024 x 1024 x 1024 x 1024 x 1024

#43845 Re: Puzzles and Games » Creeper » 2005-07-07 16:49:57

First, we'd have to convert  the trunk into two dimensions.....
Now, we get a right angled triangle for one twist,
and one side of the triangle is 32 inches, height is 60 inches,
the hypotenuse is square root of
32^2 + 60^2
that is square root of
1024+3600,
eight times this value is the lenght of the creeper;
AND
Thank you, Mr.Administrator, for liking my avatar .

#43846 Re: Puzzles and Games » Try this one! » 2005-07-06 22:17:28

1, 3, 9, and 27 kg

1 kg can be directly weighed
3-1=2, (Which means putting 3kg  on the left pan and 1kg on the right,
2kg of material can be got)
3 can be directly weighed,
3+1=4,
9-(3+1)=5,
9-3=6,
(9+1)-3=7,
9-1=8,
9 can be directly weighed,
9+1=10
and so on.

#43847 Jokes » Kids On The Internet » 2005-07-06 22:10:04

Jai Ganesh
Replies: 2

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "GoofyMickeyMinniePluto" and so I asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they said it had to have at least four characters."


(2) A teacher asked one of her pupils, 'What's the nation's capital?'

The reply was, 'Washington DC'

On being asked what the 'DC' stood for, the pupil added, 'Dot com!'

(3) Working as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students.

My observations were confirmed the day a new student walked into our library area and glanced at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf.

"What are all these books?" he asked.

Somewhat surprised, I replied that they were encyclopedias.

"Really?" he said. You mean that someone printed out the whole thing?" WOW!

#43848 Puzzles and Games » Creeper » 2005-07-06 18:48:42

Jai Ganesh
Replies: 9

A creeper plant is climbing up and around a cylindrical tree trunk in a helical manner. The tree trunk has a height of 480 inches and a circumference of 32 inches. If the creeper covers a vertical distance of 60 inches in one complete twist around the tree trunk, what is the total length of the creeper? roll

#43849 Re: This is Cool » "A Maths Dictionary for Kids" » 2005-07-06 18:16:10

The Dictionary is, indeed, fantastic!

#43850 Re: Jokes » joke! » 2005-07-06 18:10:36

Think....Think........Think................


Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.


Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.


Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?


If shops are lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?


You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.


Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.

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