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#1 2009-05-10 19:51:36

Jai Ganesh
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Animal jokes

A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”


The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”


It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2009-06-09 06:08:39

nag
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Re: Animal jokes

i didn't get the joke it board me but thanks for writing a joke it's was all right though ok

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#3 2009-06-11 10:35:29

quittyqat
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Re: Animal jokes

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Last edited by quittyqat (2009-06-11 10:36:53)


I'll be here at least once every decade.

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#4 2019-12-17 19:04:22

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Animal jokes

nag wrote:

i didn't get the joke it board me but thanks for writing a joke it's was all right though ok

Well, in case you still don't get the joke after 10 years (in a small chance you're reading this): Would you buy a dog who will come back to the seller?


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#5 2019-12-17 19:19:31

Jai Ganesh
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Re: Animal jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
* * *
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
* * *
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!
* * *
Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: She was a hot dog!
* * *
Q: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
A: Bone appetit!
* * *
Q: What do you call a great dog detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
* * *


It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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