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#1 2010-06-16 20:29:24

Tigeree
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Chemistry

I found these Chem jokes. Enjoy. And post your own if you have, or find, any. I admit they're pretty bad but I hope you find them as funny as I did! smile

Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A. Barium!   
(Bury 'im)

Q. What is the purpose of a doctor?
A. Helium!
(Heal 'em)

Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: You said H to O. 
(H2O)


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#2 2010-06-16 20:32:08

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Re: Chemistry

Those are pretty good.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#3 2010-06-16 20:38:55

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Re: Chemistry

I know! I didn't even make them up!


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#4 2010-06-16 20:43:47

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Re: Chemistry

Q: What weapon is made of Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A:


If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.

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#5 2010-06-17 03:47:49

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Re: Chemistry

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#6 2010-09-10 14:31:36

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Re: Chemistry

I got an atoms joke not sure if you guys heard it but I'll tell you anyway.

There's two atoms sitting at a bar when one atom says to the other, "I think I'm missing an electron."
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
To which the first atom replies, "I'm positive." 

I didn't make that one up either, I heard it from a friend.


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#7 2010-09-10 15:28:56

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Re: Chemistry

Hey, that is actually pretty good. I give it a nine.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#8 2010-09-10 15:55:30

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Re: Chemistry

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#9 2010-09-11 23:27:13

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Re: Chemistry

I don't understand. I've not heard of it before, maybe that's why. But I'll just stick to the part of it I do get. The Chemistry.


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#10 2010-09-12 04:23:28

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Re: Chemistry

The lone ranger used to say. Hi Oh Silver! It was waaaaaay before your time.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#11 2010-09-12 04:34:48

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Re: Chemistry

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#12 2010-09-12 21:31:43

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Re: Chemistry

Ohhhhhhh. Thanks, bobz. That's really funny! lol
And so is the other one! Silly Johnny.


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#13 2010-09-27 14:31:39

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Re: Chemistry

really good ones!!


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#14 2010-10-07 03:11:59

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Re: Chemistry

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#15 2010-10-07 16:17:04

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Re: Chemistry

Hmm, I get dinitro but what is the link with chicken wire?


:d

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#16 2010-10-07 16:26:34

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Re: Chemistry

Does it not look like chicken wire?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#17 2010-10-07 16:54:25

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Oh..it does! (after i checked on the image of a chicken wire >< )


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#18 2010-12-18 16:38:46

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Re: Chemistry

I dont get the silver one?


Im a 6th grader(ya your all thinking what is he doing here. My answer is I <3 Math and i cannot get enough) I also like Science like Chemistry and Physics(even though i know about nothing about them i still love them because the include the word "MATH" big_smile )

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#19 2010-12-18 22:43:51

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That joke is based on a show thingy way before your time, Aartt.
But post #10 may help you, helped me.


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#20 2010-12-18 22:45:04

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Helped me too, darn he is smart. He must eat a lot of chicken...


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#21 2010-12-18 22:47:02

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Re: Chemistry

The only thing I know 'bout chicken is they contain a lot of hormones.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#22 2010-12-18 22:50:35

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I guess they do. They also contain a lot of chicken fat. Knew a guy who ate a big box of chicken per day. Washed it down with bacon and beer. Made it to 91.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#23 2010-12-19 05:48:29

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Re: Chemistry

oook thats kind of wierd


Im a 6th grader(ya your all thinking what is he doing here. My answer is I <3 Math and i cannot get enough) I also like Science like Chemistry and Physics(even though i know about nothing about them i still love them because the include the word "MATH" big_smile )

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#24 2010-12-21 16:41:33

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Re: Chemistry

That's amazing, but I can't help but feel that just isn't true.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#25 2010-12-21 17:44:15

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Re: Chemistry

Think what you like. It is a fact.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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