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#1 2011-07-09 16:47:00

MathPro101
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Math Pick-up Lines

Just two math pickup lines I thought were pretty humorous.

"You and I add up better than a Reimman sum"
"My love for you is like dividing by 0; its so undefined"

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#2 2011-07-10 02:03:33

soroban
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

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#3 2011-07-10 06:55:39

MathPro101
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Oh I like the You-Substitution one. Very nice.

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#4 2011-07-14 13:49:12

Tigeree
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Converge! lol I am so using that one! Actually I'll probably use most of them...


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#5 2013-04-23 14:08:05

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I wish I was your derivative, so that I could lie tangent to your curves.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#6 2014-05-03 05:02:22

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Agnishom wrote:

There are three members in our family who drink tea:
One does without sugar and without milk.
One does with sugar and without milk.
One does without sugar and with milk.

She wrote:

I do with sugar and milk.

Agnishom wrote:

If you join our family, we would complete the power set.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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#7 2014-07-10 23:19:46

Agnishom
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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