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**Mathegocart****Member**- Registered: 2012-04-29
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Here is picture that explains yet another reason that Achilles can never catch the tortoise.

Expand (a+b)^n.

Solution:

(a+b)^n

(a + b) ^ n

(a + b) ^ n

(a + b) ^ n

The integral of hope is reality.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi mathgogocart;

Those are very good!

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**Mathegocart****Member**- Registered: 2012-04-29
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Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/mathjokes/index.html

Thanks bobbym

The integral of hope is reality.

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Nice jokes, Thanks for sharing

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**Mathegocart****Member**- Registered: 2012-04-29
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http://www.barcodeart.com/artwork/clocks/barcode/index.html LOOK FUNNY EH?

*Last edited by Mathegocart (2013-04-22 14:07:24)*

The integral of hope is reality.

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Four friends have been doing really well in their Calculus class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it's time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend's birthday party in another city - even though the exam is scheduled for Monday morning. As it happens, they drink too much at the party, and on Monday morning, they are all hung over and oversleep. When they finally arrive on campus, the exam is already over.

They go to the professor's office and offer him an explanation: "We went to our friend's birthday party, and when we were driving back home very early on Monday morning, we suddenly had a flat tire. We had no spare one, and since we were driving on backroads, it took hours until we got help."

The professor nods sympathetically and says: "I see that it was not your fault. I will allow you to make up for the missed exam tomorrow morning."

When they arrive early on Tuesday morning, the students are put by the professor in a large lecture hall and are seated so far apart from each other that, even if they tried, they had no chance to cheat. The exam booklets are already in place, and confidently, the students start writing.

The first question - five points out of one hundred - is a simple exercise in differentiation, and all four finish it within ten minutes.

When the first of them has completed the problem, he turns over the page of the exam booklet and reads on the next one:

Problem 2 (95 points out of 100): Which tire went flat?

I didn't get this

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**barbie19022002****Member**- Registered: 2013-05-24
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Maths is one of the most confusing subject in my live, but after making its jokes I feel more nice to learn maths, thank you, guys!!!!!!!!!!!............

Jake is Alice's father, Jake is the ________ of Alice's father?

Why is T called island letter?

think, think, think and don't get up with a solution...

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi Agnishom;

I didn't get this

They are going to have a very hard time answering that question.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**barbie19022002****Member**- Registered: 2013-05-24
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don't you all think that maths is very sad ? can you tell me why? Answer: Because it is full of problems.......

Jake is Alice's father, Jake is the ________ of Alice's father?

Why is T called island letter?

think, think, think and don't get up with a solution...

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**Mathegocart****Member**- Registered: 2012-04-29
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bobbym wrote:

Hi Agnishom;

I didn't get this

They are going to have a very hard time answering that question.

Sadly the will get low grades

May bobbym have a wonderful time in the pearly gates of heaven.

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bobbym wrote:

Hi Agnishom;

I didn't get this

They are going to have a very hard time answering that question.

I still do not get it

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Problem #2.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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But why?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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They will have trouble answering which tire went flat because it is a lie and they probably did not discuss the lie beforehand.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Got it. Thank you

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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They will have to guess, if they all do not agree, they will fail.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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It is not a probability game! In real life, they would just write they cannot remember.

This is why I think a lot of things while preparing to lie

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

The truth is easier to remember and lasts longer.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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But you need to lie sometimes.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is true?! But is that a lie?

The world is so twisted that lying is sometimes necessary for survival. But like poison, small does only.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Q: What was there before the Big Bang?

A: No matter.

Q: Heard about the guy who didnt believe in electricity until he touched the + terminal of a high-voltage DC source?

A: He was positively shocked.

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**barbie19022002****Member**- Registered: 2013-05-24
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positively?

Jake is Alice's father, Jake is the ________ of Alice's father?

Why is T called island letter?

think, think, think and don't get up with a solution...

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