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#1 2013-06-27 03:24:23

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From: Riemann Sphere
Registered: 2011-01-29
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The Statistician

A statistician was charged for carrying a bomb to an aeroplane. When asked why he replied, "Statistics show that the chance of there being a bomb in an aeroplane is 1000. So, the chance of there being two is 10^6. To be safe, I decided to take one...."

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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#2 2013-06-27 23:18:01

Registered: 2013-02-11
Posts: 210

Re: The Statistician


There are 10 kinds of people in the world,people who understand binary and people who don't.


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