A statistician was charged for carrying a bomb to an aeroplane. When asked why he replied, "Statistics show that the chance of there being a bomb in an aeroplane is 1000. So, the chance of there being two is 10^6. To be safe, I decided to take one...."
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.