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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,523

**The Fantastic Four + 2:**

A) Ions will be ions.

B) The newest conspiracy theory is really from outer space.

C)

bm wrote:

There are many ways to fit curves through those points, but unless you know the underlying law that generated the data...

The closest he ever got to doing physics...

D)The answer to the question, how does a chemist see the world?

E) I almost forgot this one.

F) Ain't it the truth.

That is me down there, notice the sharpened head. Maybe, it is you too?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,523

Nobody works better under pressure. They just work faster.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,523

Only the paranoid will survive.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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