How do you clean a messy tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
What music are balloons afraid of?
Why Was The music Teacher Locked Out Of The music Room?
Because The Keys Were In The Piano!
Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
She wanted to reach the high notes!
What part of the turkey is musical?
What makes music on your head?
A head band!
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
Pick on someone your own size!
What keeps jazz musicians on earth?
Did you hear about the pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear!
Have you heard these before? Aren't they awful?
Those are pretty good.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue of course.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
They are nice jokes.
Good jokes! Thanks for sharing
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda
What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A bassoon burns longer.
What's the difference between a trombone and a chainsaw?
What is the definition of an optimist?
A tuba player with a beeper.
What's the difference between a banjo player and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call a beautiful woman on an accordion player's arm?