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1. What is a lasagna?

2. What do Americans mean by "block" when they say "two blocks away"?

3. Why was the security number 911 before the 9/11 attacks?

4. What is the connection between Manhattan and New York?

5. What is the connection between Los Angeles and Pasedena?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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1) Lasagna is an Italian dish, it consists of long thin sheets of macaroni laid on top of one another. In between you put chopped meat, spices and ricotta. Also, tomato sauce is in between and on top. Put it all in a tray and into the oven for a while until it cooks.

2) It varies in size it means before you come to the next street in between it and the next block. back in the old days, it was a person's entire world.

3) It was a message.

4) Manhattan is one of the 5 boroughs of NYC. New York is a state.

5) Do not know much about the state of California. Did not like it very much.

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6. What is the connection between Atlantic City, SinCity and Las Vegas?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Sin City and Vegas are the same. Atlantic City is NJ's answer to Vegas.

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7. What is Karaoke?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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A bunch of people that are all liquored up and can not sing at all will attempt to in front of dozens of strangers who are equally bad but still ridicule the singer.

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8. Why do American people breathe in a brown paper bag when they are feeling low?

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**thickhead****Member**- Registered: 2016-04-16
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Agnishom wrote:

6. What is the connection between Atlantic City, SinCity and Las Vegas?

It is good they have a separate city for sin.!

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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It is just a catch phrase. Lived there for 40 years, it is actually a very boring place.

8. Why do American people breathe in a brown paper bag when they are feeling low?

You are confusing America with Hollywood movies. In all my life I have never seen anyone do that.

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9. What are Victoria's Secrets?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Provocative lingerie worn by supermodels.

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10. Why do Americans have to kiss someone at midnight on the new year?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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That goes back to the Romans, so it is not an American custom. Among my family is was a time for a big gathering of relatives. Since they all hated each other there was not much kissing.

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**thickhead****Member**- Registered: 2016-04-16
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You mean to say there was more hissing than kissing.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi;

They were generally too busy eating all our food and drinking our coffee ( for some reason my family hosted these events ) to snarl at each other.

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11. What is a nacho?

12. What is a taco?

13. What is a smoothie?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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11 and 12 are Mexican food. Since I do not eat them I can not say much about them.

13) A modern term for a milkshake plus some other things.

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14. Why do New Yorkers think New York to be the greatest city on earth?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hmmm, I will PM you, so you can move on to your next question.

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15. Why is it bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her wedding dress?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I have no idea. I would imagine with the fact that 1 out of 2 marriages now ending in divorce that the real bad luck was when they first saw each other.

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**David****Member**- From: Bumpkinland
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16. Why don't Americans celebrate President's Day on Washington's real birthday?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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That is a long and difficult answer. To go into it I would have to rant for about 30 minutes. It is Sunday, a day of rest, the Sabbath, a day without rants.

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**David****Member**- From: Bumpkinland
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17. Why isn't this the national anthem? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

18. Should the South secede?

I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!...

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**David****Member**- From: Bumpkinland
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bobbym wrote:

That is a long and difficult answer. To go into it I would have to rant for about 30 minutes. It is Sunday, a day of rest, the Sabbath, a day without rants.

Sabbath is Saturday!

I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!...

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