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#1 2018-03-13 16:51:21

ganesh
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Ant Jokes

Q: What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
A: Antteneye!
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Q: What do you call an ant and with frogs legs?
A: An antphibian!
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Q: What do you call an ant that won't go away?
A: Permanant.
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Q: What kind of ants are very learned?
A: Pedants!
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Q: What do you call an ant who can't speak?
A: A mutant (mute ant).
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Q: Why did the ant cross the road?
A: Because he needed to buy deodorant!
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Q: What do you call a well-dressed ant?
A: Elegant!
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Q: What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
A: Discordant!
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Q: What do you call an ant who skips school?
A: A truant!
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Q: What do you call an ant in space?
A: Cosmonants & Astronants!
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Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant?
A: Antibiotics!
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Q: What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
A: An ant's mouth!
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Q: What do you call an ant who can't find his way back home?
A: Incogniz-ant.
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Q: Why are ants bad at spelling?
A: They only know Conson-ants!
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Q: What do you call a 100 year old ant?
A: An antique!
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Q: What kind of ant can you color with?
A: A crayant!
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Q: What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
A: An independant!
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Q: What do you call an ant with lots of bling?
A: Extravag-ant!
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Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!
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Q: What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
A: Antelope.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2018-03-13 19:06:14

ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 26,154

Re: Ant Jokes

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An elephant!
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Q: Why don't anteaters get sick?
A: Because they are full of antibodies!
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Q: Where do ants go to eat?
A: At a restaurant!
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Q: What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
A: Decad-ant!
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Q: Did you hear about the ant that was good at solving quadratic equations?
A: He was brill-ant.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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