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#1 2018-03-14 01:28:58

ganesh
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Bunny Jokes

Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.
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Q: Did you hear about the rich bunny?
A: He was a millionhare!
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Q: Why did the bunny like the adventure?
A: It was a "hare-raising tail".
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Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
A: A honey bunny.
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Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?
A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
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Q: What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
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Q: How are bunnies like calculators?
A: They can multiply real fast!
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Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!
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Q: How do bunnies get from one vegetable garden to another?
A: They take a taxi cabbage!
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Q: What did the carrot say to the bunny rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
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Q: What do you call a bunny with oodles of money?
A: A billion-hare!
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Q: What do you call two bunnies racing down the road?
A: The fast and the furriest.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2018-03-14 15:12:41

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Bunny Jokes

You accidentally copied the last joke, I think.


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2018-03-14 16:27:55

ganesh
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Re: Bunny Jokes

You are right, Monox D. I-Fly! I am the deleting the last one! Thanks!


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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