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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Ape Jokes

Q: What do baby apes sleep in?
A: Ape-ricots!
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Q: What's the first thing an ape learns in school?
A: The ape b c's!
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Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During ape-ril showers.
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Q: Which sea will make you go ape?
A: The chimpan-sea!
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Q: Why did the Gorilla fail English?
A: He had little Ape-titude!
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Q: What's a monkey's favourite type of computer?
A: an Ape-le mac!
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Q: What's a monkey's favorite fruit?
A: An ape-le!
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Q: What do apes do when they're mad at each other?
A: They have a Gorilla war!
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Q: What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
A: Ape-rons!
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Q: Where do chimpanzees keep their babies?
A: In apricots!
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Q: What's a ape's favourite pop group?
A: Bananarama!
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Q: What do you call six green apes?
A: A bunch of gr-apes!
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Q: What sort of key does a ape need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!
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Q: Why do apes tell such poor stories?
A: Because they have no tales!
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