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#1 2018-03-15 03:21:36

ganesh
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Alligator Jokes

Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
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Q: What do alligators call human children?
A: Appetizers.
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Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
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Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
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Q: What is an alligators favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
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Q: Why shouldn't you shoot a crocodile?
A: He'll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
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Q: Why are crocodiles comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
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Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?
A: Gator-ade.
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Q: What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
A: An Alley-Gator!
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Q: What was the nerd crocodiles favorite programming language?
A: Jaw-va.
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Q: Why shouldn't you taunt a crocodile?
A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
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Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
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Q: How many arms has an alligator got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!
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