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#1 2018-05-08 23:09:10

ganesh
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Mosquito and Moth Jokes (Questions and Answers)

Q: Why are mosquitoes religious?
A: They prey on you!
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Q: Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
A: To improve his bite!
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Q: How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
A: You slap him and he slaps you back!
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Q: What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A: A morse-quito!
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Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a fly?
A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly but a fly can't mosquito!
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Q: What has antlers and drags blood?
A: A moose-quito!
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Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
A: Skin-diving!
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Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?
A: A mammoth!
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Q: What is a myth?
A: A female moth!
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Q:  What do insects learn at school?
A: Mothmatics!
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Q: What do you call a moth that won't leave you alone?
A: Moth-erly.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
A: An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
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Q: Where do moths come from?
A: Moth-erland.
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#2 2018-05-09 21:52:16

charlesdotson
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Re: Mosquito and Moth Jokes (Questions and Answers)

Nice questions! The answer to the second question will be, "To improve his bite! " or something like that, I suppose!

Last edited by charlesdotson (2018-05-09 21:52:41)


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