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#1 2018-07-19 01:34:51

ganesh
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Piano Jokes

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
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Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.
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Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.
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Q: What do pianist use to eat with?
A: A tuning fork.
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Q: What do you call a cow that plays the piano?
A: A moo-sician.
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Q: What do you call an ant who cant play the piano?
A: Discordant.
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Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys.
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Q: What do you call a laughing piano?
A: A Yama-hahahahaha.
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Q: What has many keys but unlocks no doors?
A: A Piano.
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Q: What do you call a snowman that plays the piano?
A: Melton John.
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Q: How did Beethoven travel around Europe?
A: He took the Ludwig van.
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Q: What did Beethoven do when he died?
A: He decomposed!
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