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#1 2018-07-25 17:54:44

ganesh
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Rain Jokes

Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!
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Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
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Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
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Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud.
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Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
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Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR.
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Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: With a rainbow.
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Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
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Q: When is Monday coming?
A: MonSoon!
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Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear.
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Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9!
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Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I'm going to pieces.
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Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
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Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
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Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets.
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Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.
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Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
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Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain!
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