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#1 2018-07-29 19:03:36

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 28,465

Potato Jokes

Q: What do you call persons who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden?
A: "Medi Tators."
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Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others?
A: "Speck Tators"!
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Q: What do you call a potato after it's been sliced?
A: Chip.
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Q: What kind of girlfriend does a potato wants?
A: A sweet potato.
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Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato.
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Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!
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Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
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Q: What do you need to activate a gardening robot?
A: A potato chip.
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Q: What do you call a potato with right angles?
A: A square root.
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Q: What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?
A: An agi-tater.
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Q: Why did the potato sit down?
A: Because he was a "couch potato".
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Q: What happened to the potato dancing at the Halloween party?
A: The "Monster Mash".
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Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A Chipmunk.
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Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
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