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#1 2018-08-02 00:06:39

ganesh
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Coffee Jokes

Q: What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
A: De-calf-inated!
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Q: Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?
A: Because according to the Torah He Brews!
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Q: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?
A: Because it's Grounds for divorce!
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Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso.
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Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
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Q: Why do I not like hot drinks?
A: It's just not my cup of tea.
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Q: What's fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
A: Java the Hut!
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Q: What's the opposite of coffee?
A: Sneezy.
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Q: What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
A: They are all better rich!
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Q: What do you call Java that won't stop brewing?
A: Stand your ground coffee.
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Q: Where does birds go for coffee?
A: On a NESTcafe!
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Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!
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