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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist?

A: Because he needed a filling!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

A: Puff pastry.

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Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?

A: "You've got some crust."

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Q: What do you call a pie protesting on Wall Street?

A: Occu-pie.

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Q: What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a Bengal tiger?

A: Life of Pie.

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Q: What do sharks eat for dessert?

A: Octo-pie.

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Q. What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

A. Pi!

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin pi.

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Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Pi in the sky.

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Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?

A: 3.14.

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Q: What is 1.57?

A: Half a pie.

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Q: What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?

A: Apple pi.

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Q: What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?

A: 3.14

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Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Cow pi.

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Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Moon pi.

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Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Eskimo pi.

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Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?

A: He'll work for pi.

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?

A: Pi a la mode.

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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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