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#1 2018-08-18 00:34:27

ganesh
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Bee Jokes - II

Q: What's a bees’ favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias! 
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Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
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Q: What do you give a bee on the first day of class?
A: A Sylla-buzz.
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Q: How does a bee get to class?
A: On the school-buzz.
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Q: What is a bees favorite shape?
A: A Rhom-buzz, of course. 
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Q: What do you call a bee explorer?
A: Christopher Colum-buzz.
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Q: What do you call a bee you can't share secrets with?
A: a blab-bee.
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Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
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Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug! 
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Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
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Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
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Q: What kind of animal kills a lot of people?
A: Hepatitis Bee.
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Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
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Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
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